The Crouch

To do "The Crouch" is to do a version of the robot dance. It got it's name following it's use by the professional footballer (soccer player for all you yanks) Peter Crouch who has taken it as his trademark goal celebration. What makes it different to the robot and has given it cult appeal is the size of Peter Crouch. The player is 6,6" tall and very slim so when he does the dance it makes for extra commical effect.

"When Crouch scored last night did you notice everyone in the pub doing The Crouch too?"

by DeadlyDave June 15, 2006

Crouch

What you call your crotch when sitting on a couch. Sofas and love-seats also fall into the category of a couch.

Be careful where you toss that remote, you almost hit me in my crouch.

by Andros_Z February 8, 2010

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

crouching sally

when hair from your head gets stuck in your butt crack/vagina after a shower.

Ashley's crouching sally was stuck in her pants all morning until she pulled it out later.

by homegurrl789 April 4, 2007

cronchy

idk there is just something cronchy about you

tyler trudeau is very cronchy looking

by foothillgorl November 10, 2020

Crouching Tiger Hidden Penis

A legendary sex move first mentioned by a character within Will Ferrell's "Old School."

The move itself is not of widespread knowledge, but it consists of a grasshopper like sexual motion and multiple orgasms---every time

Ex: "Did you see that guy over there? I heard he is a master of the Crouching Tiger hidden penis, and thus he gets all the ladies."

by imperialcock March 4, 2009

Crouching Panda

The Crouching Panda occurs when you are climbing a flight of stairs and you trip on a step. You put your hands out and catch yourself before you break your face on the steps. This position you are in is called the "Crouching Panda". If this occurs at school, your backpack may fly over your head and block your vision possibly causing you to trip some more. This makes the "Crouching Panda" twice as funny to see and three times more embarrassing.

"Dude, i was checkin' out this girls ass when i was going up the stairs, and i pulled a crouching panda. It was so embarrassing..."

by Chase61 January 26, 2010