crapping

Defined as defecating, pooping or shitting; The Act of.
History:
It has often been claimed in popular culture that a euphemism for human waste, "crap", originated with Thomas Crapper because of his association with lavatories. The most common version of this story is that American servicemen stationed in England during World War I saw his name on cisterns and used it as army slang, i.e. "I'm going to the crapper."8

The word crap is actually of Middle English origin, and first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary in 1846 under a reference to a crapping ken, or a privy, where ken means a house.8

Its most likely etymological origin is a combination of two older words, the Dutch krappen, to pluck off, cut off, or separate; and the Old French crappe, or siftings or waste or rejected matter, from medieval Latin crappa, chaff.8

As Thomas Crapper launched his company in 1861 and only gained fame much later, there is therefore no direct link between his name and the colloquialism, except one of coincidence.

Boy:Let me in to pee!
Girl: Not now I'm crapping.

by Evotistical August 19, 2011

chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

by makavelli sager February 10, 2005

cramping

Something a female will tell you to hint that she's on her period

Wyd later ?
I don't feel like doing anything at all I'm cramping

Say no more .

by californiachickkk March 29, 2015

chopping log

while taking a poop, you find yourself forcing too hard, and pinching off small turds, resulting in chopped logs

well the other day I was pooping but I was in such a hurry I started forcing and boy did I start chopping logs

by Chris13 February 6, 2008

copping a growler

taking a nasty deuce. or farting like a machine gun on rapid fire with a homemade muzzle on it.

tony: what in the hell was that??

amy: i'm copping a growler over here.

by stinky mccheese December 15, 2013

Copping a spray

Aussie slang for when your getting yelled at by some teacher or your footy coach

Guy 1: Look at John he's copping a spray from mr canetoad
Guy 2: I hope he brought his earplugs

by Toby.H May 18, 2017

crampling

The act of crushing sea shells on a sandy beach with ones foot, thus enabling the creation of more sand.

Crampling is my favourite thing to do on a beach. I just love being responsible for creating more sand!

by f_unkymunky October 31, 2017