Collingwood

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024

collingliz

A kind and precious human being

collingliz is so precious and cool

by Doogan May 2, 2024

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and high on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yeah, it was a classic Collingwood Crack

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

Collingwood Crack

When two people, typically homeless and on drugs, have sex in a public washroom

Person A: Did you hear about what happened at school yesterday??
Person B: Yep, it was a classic Collingwood Crack.

by chudtopia January 4, 2026

Gabe Collings

A name that means your the cutest

Your a Gabe collings meaning your cute and girls wanna fuck.

by Booty licker555 April 18, 2020

isaac collingwood

fat gym cunt who gets 0 bitches and is more likely to pull a muscle then a acc good looking girl

isaac collingwood is fat

by collingwood isaac September 9, 2022

The Collingwood Wave

The Collingwood Wave is how all Collingwood fans (And ALL Victorians in general Monday - Friday anyway) prefer to greet each other, whether that's sending an opening gesture, or receiving one.

The wave is performed by bending over infront of another, presenting your rear end, looking back and flapping your hand in a welcoming motion to the desired recipients to come and take you from behind whilst you look back at them over your shoulder with a smile.

Innocent observer: "Um what's that cunt in the magpies hat doing? Does he want to get bashed?"

Observers Victorian friend: "Oh that's the Collingwood Wave, we always try and present like that if we think we see someone we know, but just remember it's reserved for Collingwood fans on match days"

by [Stuey the king] May 15, 2023