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Croisez

man who, by projection of his fascination for the loli comes out with a Chinese woman of 1.30 meters tall.
"hey! It wouldn't be that fat shit Luka Croisez !?"
by hamster666 February 2, 2021
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Jew Cruisers

Leather sandals that are worn by men. They are flat birkenstock type with cork footbed. Can be work with or without socks.
Timmy was decked out on the way to the Georgia Bulldog game. He had his Budweiser hat and Jew Cruisers and was ready to roll.
by d-hut April 26, 2008
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jerusalem cruiser

Air jesuses.
Yo where u get dos air jesuses?
by DAVEED November 12, 2003
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cruiser

Noun.

1. A large warship, well armed and equally capable of operating in fleet air defense, anti-submarine, and flagship roles. Larger than a destroyer, it is usually the largest warship in most navies today, short of aircraft carriers. Few navies can afford to build cruisers or buy them second-hand, so a fleet with even a single cruiser is considered respectable. Although very common among navies until the end of the Cold War, cruisers are expensive to operate and are now only found in the navies of the United States (27), Russia (8), Peru (2), and Italy (1).

NATO standard designations for cruisers are: CL (light cruiser, no longer used), CA (heavy cruiser, no longer used), CC (command cruiser, no longer used), CB (battlecruiser, no longer used), CG (guided missile cruiser), and CGN (nuclear-powered guided missile cruiser, now only in use in Russia).
The Argentine cruiser General Belgrano was sunk by a British submarine during the Falklands War of 1982. It is the largest warship sunk in combat since the end of World War Two.
by thaks April 26, 2006
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Land cruiser

The most mistaken vehicle on Earth. It is not a POS Land Rover. This is the real vehicle that traverses the toughest terrain on Earth. Not the one that traverses the warranty department at its local dealership
Yo, that Land Cruiser is running. Must not be a Land Rover.
by Ramathorn15 May 24, 2019
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Toyota Lard Cruiser

Not a real car, "Land Cruiser" is a real car. Not as dumb as a car as the other uneducated idiot described above. It is the most reliable SUV and won't break down as easily as a Ford Explorer or Chevrolet Suburban, which are both truly unreliable and are way uglier. Let's face it, Japanese manufacturing is superior to America's and there is nothing anyone can do about it.
Redneck: I'd rather not have any vehicle then buy a Japanese SUV! Especially a Land Cruiser! Or should I say "Toyota Lard Cruiser!"
Me: You won't survive life. Ever.
by Mr. Makuniru May 18, 2016
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Toyota Lard Cruiser

A lard wagon manufactured by Toyota, with the driver almost exclusively always being a soccer mom, a milf or a homosexual. Also known as Toyota Land Cruiser, though a common and clever form of minor vandalism will convert the "n" in "Land" to the letter "r" so that it says "Lard", as in "Toyota Lard Cruiser".
Check out that 40 year old big fat fatty driving in her Toyota Lard Cruiser!
by PMax May 9, 2008
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