crofty

Ahh the ilusive Mr Crofts or "Crofty-Leprechaunus" is an interesting creature with a beard of fire which he refuses to shed even to raise money for cancer (you would think having a pot of gold would make him generous wouldnt you) Crofty takes every opper-"tunety" to visit Ms. Browne's or "Brownious-Arteacherous" tutor room and try and work his magical irish jig on her. Crofty-Leprechaunus can be seen in full bloom (or redness)when he is denied something that he clearly and obviously wants Eg, Ms Browne or the position of acting head of house)
Crofty's favorite expression is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO which he uses almost as much as his right hand.

Student:"Hey Crofty i'll give you 100kg of potatos for that pot of gold"

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO

Studednt: I'll throw in a pic of Ms Browne!

Crofty:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE See me after Class.

by UMM IF HE READ THIS IM SCREWED SO NO July 19, 2004

Croat Zanel

Some degenerate weeb and bottom feeder on Polandball Amino.

ASS: Dude I just finished all of Jojo's Bizzare adventure in a week
Gali: God you're such a Croat Zanel

by Skintopulus July 4, 2020

Craft Rule

The Craft Rule states that if you play a video game with the word "craft" in it, then you are at least partially a nerd.

Man 1 - "Dude, you want to play Minecraft, Starcraft, or Warcraft? I have them all at my house."
Man 2 - "No, and you really need to respect the craft rule."

by DTthe4th October 1, 2013

star craft

A common misspelling of starcraft.

There is no space in starcraft. Star craft is incorrect.

by m2pt5 January 24, 2003

Craft

Put something together and combine them to make something.
E.g.
Red+yellow=orange

Jeff use his items and crafted a sword.

by KellyTheGamer98 March 21, 2017

CROFL

Crying Rolling On the Floor Laughing. An extension on to the commonly used term, ROFL.

This term is used when one's humour is so strong, ROFL will not suffice.

This term was not created by Aya Ahmad.

Kees: "We got 82 in our assignment"

Other: "We got 70"

Kees: "CROFL.. 70 is so inferior"

by AM7104 May 14, 2011

5 minutes craft

Literally the worst channel on youtube and they have 60 million subs and three of them are me. they tell you to bleach strawberries and how to make a knife and you can plant an egg tree. 1/2 their hacks are fake, 1/2 are not hacks like using a screwdriver and some of them are just jokes. the funny thing is that everyone who watches them doenst understand because they are illitreate.

François: i wathc 5 minutes craft
bensh: you fucking intellectual
francoes: they tell you how to maek gold (:

by Bensha Poirot December 4, 2019