Crocker Time

Crocker Time is a term used to describe the time between 3:00 am til 4:00 am where sad people watch chris crocker vids on youtube and lol at them

Bob: hey Tim what times it?
Tim: 3am why?
Bob: nope its CROCKER TIME!
Tim: ZOMG!

by xCandymanx April 15, 2009

crocker

a contrary action that is very housewifey and/or culinarily adventurous. typically begins to occur after hipsters start having children.

person a: "i'm going to make pesto risotto tonight for steven, i've never tried before!"
person b: "wow, that's very crocker of you..."

or

person a: "let's go get hammered."
person b: "i can't, i have to make white chocolate brownies for maggie's bake sale at school tomorrow."
person a: "don't be so fucking crocker, jen."

when your girlfriend tries to bake you a birthday cake but fails miserably
when your friend can't make the bar tonight because he promised to babysit his nieces
when your sister surprises you with a deformed scrapbook

by flexus July 2, 2007

Chris Crocker

Who?

Me: Who the hell is Chris Crocker?
Other guy: No idea, some fag on youtube or something.

by dayyyyyym October 8, 2008

Cockeyed Freak

Cockeyed freak is a term usually used on a nigga that is cockeyed, and is stupid

Isreal: Is 2+2 5?
You: No! You cockeyed freak!!

by Zombie234 July 18, 2019

cricketed

Is when you just had amazing sex the night before and reach out in the morning to touch base and receive nothing but silent chirps. You’ve been “cricketed”.

Angela : how did it go with the Russian whore last night ?

Anthony : I thought it went well but I have been texting her and no response , I think I got cricketed.

by Chicken china July 26, 2019

Crocker

Cunt

Your a Crocker

by Niggaaggin December 4, 2019

Betty-Crocker It

The situation when all your electronic cooking devices are lost, stolen, broken, etc, and you must resort to mixing by hand.

Kenz: The electric mixer's broken!
Me: Look's like you're gonna have to Betty-Crocker It

by TP loves Trees January 19, 2011