Crimping software

Basically a silly name for Ethernet crimpers that came about when two very tired friends needed to crimp some cat5e cable. The one friend wanted to ask for the Ethernet crimpers, when instead he said "hand me the crimping software" the two friends still laugh and joke to this day about this experience.

Hey man i got some cat5 here can you pass me the crimping software?

by softCrimp March 4, 2022

Crimp

Cross between a Crip and a Pimp!

What it do Crimp we finna put these hoes out on the set cuh!

by Gangster Jesus August 11, 2021

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021

Crimping a Prick

When toilet paper particles build up in your crack and they roll into cigarette-like shapes.

I've been going through rolls of toilet paper Crimping a Prick.

by Froggo boi February 2, 2024

Crimp

Crimp is the word used for calling a parent or guardian old

mom: Go to Your Room!

kid: CRIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!!

mom: what is crimp?

by Canned duck soup June 21, 2023

Crimp

A very very creepy simp

"Yo bro, that dudes a crimp"
"Yeah dude, he's been looking at Pokimane in such a way. Kinda sus"

by Z3r0Th3H3r0 October 7, 2020

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014