crimp

A person who has no mental capacity to process their own thoughts and beliefs and blindly follow the things they are told by others.

A scum, degenerate, or generally bitchy or annoying person.

Random: kill all men

Me: you're a fucking crimp

by ahMaybe July 7, 2021

Crimp

A landers guy. Just a complete tard. Someone who never gets anything right and screws everything up. A crimp.

Oh my god did you see those idiots? Ya, such crimps.

by anonymous November 14, 2021

feeling that sweet crimp

The act of penetrating a dolphin's blowhole to feel the squeeze around ones penis

Jack was feeling that sweet crimp last night when he fucked the dolphin at the water park

by Kuntphlap March 4, 2024

day old crimp

slang for a sassy asshole

Kevin and Austin are acting like a couple of day old crimps right now.

by schoenleber7 March 1, 2014

Crimp

A very very creepy simp

"Yo bro, that dudes a crimp"
"Yeah dude, he's been looking at Pokimane in such a way. Kinda sus"

by Z3r0Th3H3r0 October 7, 2020

Crimp

Crimp is the word used for calling a parent or guardian old

mom: Go to Your Room!

kid: CRIIIIIIIIIIIIMP!!

mom: what is crimp?

by Canned duck soup June 21, 2023

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 25, 2021