Poopies and Cream

When a male blows is load in a female's anus. Afterwards she takes a dump upon him thus sharting poopies and cream.

Last night after I fucked her she shart poopies and cream on me... what a bitch!

by Christopher Leonard Reid October 22, 2008

Reverse Banana Cream Pie

When you are giving a guy head and you make him think he is cumming in your mouth, but you let it go in your hand and then you slap him in the face with it.

I gave Jim a sweet Reverse Banana Cream Pie last night and he was NOT happy

by Daddy's Starfish February 23, 2011

Football Cream

It’s awesome

Dude, could you break me off a piece of that football cream?

by I’m going to play guitardrums January 26, 2019

cream top

When your must is just too nice, and you just simply absolutely can’t have to.

Mrs. Kyle- why’d u miss class
Brady- nice, cream top, mrrahh
Mrs. Kyle- too nice

by Blan Blaston November 15, 2018

cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!

by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014

Lemon Cream

When you ejaculate and piss at the same time and the thickness of your semen mixes with the yellow colour of your urine to make a sticky yellow liquid.

Man, I've been making so much lemon cream lately, I should really use the bathroom before I decide to masturbate.

by Krusnoas January 12, 2015

Two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade

When you are playing dbzx2 and get one the world fighting tourney stage you ask the enemy for one

Burcol *brings trash talker to this stage*
Burcol: “can I get two cream sodas and one cloudy lemonade” *as they kick a trashtalking baby in the dickhole*

by Perii June 11, 2020