wheat cracker

The Blackest white person around.

Man, look at that wheat cracker ball. He is throwin it down, oldschool.

by BobertPhillups August 6, 2007

Cheeses Crackers

Cheeses Crackers! An exclamation to replace "Jesus Christ"

Cheeses Crackers may be used by atheist and vegans, but is not soley for use by these groups.

It costs how much? Cheeses Crackers that's a lot!

by Miss WithAnE August 24, 2010

Gummy Cracker

An absurdly small penis.

-Dude, have you seen James? He has a gummy cracker!

by bazorky December 10, 2017

crackers

to have an extreme wedgie to eat your pants with your butt cheeks

look at that girl she has extreme crackers

by Mcfly3521 February 4, 2010

Crackers

Noun. A british term to describe someone who is a bit crazy, a loose cannon.

Dave: What the fuck is Craig doing kicking off with them lads at the bar?!

Paul: Not a clue mate, he's fucking crackers!

by dmc1dmc August 6, 2017

Cracker

Derogatory term for lower income Caucasians in the South. Also know as po' white trash. Usually make their living as sharecroppers.

Comes from grinding or "cracking" corn to use for cornmeal rather than buying cornmeal or flour at a store.

Not a saltine cracker.
Not a wealthy plantation owner.
Not a Massa crackin' de whip

The song:
Jimmy crack corn but I don't care....De Massa gone d'away

Out of the way, cracker!

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by b'cuz I can July 7, 2010

Cracker

Not to be confused with the lower-case-initialled word, Cracker is a kick-ass police drama series from the UK starring Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid in the Potter movies) as a criminal psychologist in the employ of Her Majesty's Police. He is Scottish (of course) and grimly determined to have show-down after show-down with his wife over his additions to gambling, cigarettes and alcohol. Has a bit on the side with Sergeant Jane Penhaligon (whom he refers to as "Panhandle"), played by Geraldine Somerville (Lily Potter in the movies). He is deeply pessimistic and cynical and possessed of an ineluctable Celtic perception (sans tinsel and cliched stuff; think of the real Scotland) of the fundamental bleakness of the human condition. Sarcastic as hell. Unforgettable.
Oh, yes, the criminal cases are kind of interesting, too.

Did you catch Cracker on the tube the other night? Did you see the bit where Coltrane's smarmy colleague jumps off the roof?

by Fearman July 16, 2007