chocolate covered night crawler 

when a guy is buttfucking a girl and slips her a laxative. he then removes his penis from her anus, leaving it covered in shit. he then slides his dick up her torso leaving a trail of shit everywhere its been.

i gave that bitch a chocolate covered night crawler

chocolate covered night crawler by ferrance January 24, 2010

Coochie crawler 

a man, usually middle aged (who doesn't drink), who makes it a point to hang out where younger attractive girls hang out(usually a bar) in the hopes that they have even the slightest possibility of scoring.

Jay doesn't drink but hangs out at the bar hoping to find a woman he can score with. What a coochie crawler.

Tom and I went to the bar yesterday. I got hammered but Tom doesn't drink, he just went along to coochie crawl.

Coochie crawler by knowsallaboutit 31 September 1, 2010

Pub Crawler 

Someone who embarks upon 'pub crawls' in which they travel from pub to pub in the hope they will become so intoxicated that they will have to crawl.

"Man Tom Lawler got so drunk on that pub crawl he probably impressed everyone in Oxford!"
"He's a legendary pub crawler"

Pub Crawler by Thomasdelacroixlawler May 31, 2013

carrion crawler 

Carrion Crawlers look like giant mealworms, with long nasty tentacles around their mouths. when these tentacles strike, the victim is often paralyzed. while the carrion crawler dines on dead victims, it's never adverse to a little fresh meat.

Giant worms aren't fun.

carrion crawler by Smurf August 17, 2004

Curb crawler

A woman who walks the streets peddling herself for sex; a prostitute.

After Jim-Dandy kicked Buffy's ass out of the crib, she turned into a righteous curb crawler, peddling her skinny white ass on the street to get a fin for another rock of crack. She wound up sleeping in a Port-a-Potty downtown until some anonymous john slit her thoat.

Curb crawler by Twathenge April 29, 2006

Dumpster Crawler 

when a man puts three earwigs up his asshole and clinches his cheeks. Then two hours later attempts to fart them out but often ends in a bloody failure.

hey bro, i just did my first dumpster crawler last night and i think i shit out a larva this morning.

Dumpster Crawler by Hebrew Hammer 91 October 16, 2010

knuckle crawler 

another term for a black person or a nigger

"where did all of your beer come from"
"my knuckle crawler friend reggie dropped it off at the window"

knuckle crawler by reggie999 February 11, 2017