time crapsule

When a duece is placed in a secret location to be discovered unintentionally later on. Generally considered an act of gratuitous depravity. Generally a time crapsule is left for a sufficient amount of time to allow the odor to fully disseminate into its new environment.

Some places one might discover a time crapsule could be a glovebox, a desk drawer, an attic, in a coffee mug, the freezer, etc.

Scott - "Dude, I think someone left a time crapsule in my room, but I have no idea where it might be."

by Kleatus January 4, 2008

crassmantic

An unrefined, insensitive, or course expression of an amorous ideal.

“My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”

by The Ominous Harbinger January 26, 2009

crapstrap

A diaper, or poop containing device which one wears. Usually worn by the elderly. However, in West Virginia, birthplace of the crapstrap, there is a Federal Heath Mandate that requires residents of that state, regardless of age, educational background, or social status, to wear one with a lock. This lock is to prevent them from eating their poop. World renowned Sociologist and Psychologist are currently conducting a series of studies to find the root cause behind the West Virginians instinctive need to eat their own poop.

Grannpa' fergot tuhputch his crapstrap on again! Luuhks likeh werr eetchin' roy rogers tonightch!

by Boon Bones October 31, 2011

crapps

Apps that are total crap. Often includes preinstalled apps or bloatware, such as Apple Maps or Internet Explorer for Windows 8. Alternatively, the generic term for apps for Chrome OS, which are also often crap.

- Apple Maps is so much better than Google Maps!
- What are you on about? That's not an app, it's a crapp! Why do you have so many crapps on your iPhone?

(Alternative meaning)
- Hey, what's this? A link to some website with a load of adverts?
- Oh, that's a crapp for my Chromebook. Unfortunately, most of the apps for Chrome OS are crapps.

by robocoder-db April 19, 2015

liquid cramps

very uncomfortable abdominal pain followed by intense, usually projectile, diarrhea

You can't run out of the room, I'm experiencing liquid cramps.

by M Smoov July 2, 2009

crass

having such grossness of mind

God, Ryn you're so fukin' crass

by K Stuart October 15, 2003

Craspy

1.When something is extremely crispy and hard to the touch, a higher level of crispiness.

1.Carlos used so much Dippity-do in his hair it became "craspy". He liked it this way as no hair would be out of place for his big date.

2. Janets hands were so dry they were craspy.

by Rex212 May 12, 2009