claptop

a very cheap laptop (usually below $150). It is usually old or a newer one but with cosmetic damage.

I got that claptop on Craigslist for $50.

by Anonymous Coward Too September 9, 2010

craptor

Crappy version of raptor

Look at this raptor!
Thats so a craptor.

by Crash August 26, 2004

craptologist

An individual whose speciality is crap

Steve is a craptologist when it comes to telling me the truth.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

cryptopsy

cutting up dead people

who were you cryptopsing last night?

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Cryptophilia

A strong sexual desire towards cryptids, and other mysterious and dangerous creatures alike.

Person 1: WHY IS MOTHMAN SUCH A HUNK
Person 2: What? do you have cryptophilia or something?

Person 1: I DONT KNOW HE JUST MAKES ME HORNY

by Queen Breezy March 11, 2020

craptapulous

crappy beyond possible measurement.

Her breath was craptapulous.
The craptapulous party left her in complete dismay.

by Ashlee Hamre December 2, 2005

Crapophonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crapophonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010