craptastic

When something both sucks and blows; when "fantastic" just can't be said ironically enough; when you're tired of saying, "That's just fucking great"; when you're tired of people saying you're too pessimistic for saying everything's crap so you pep things up with something that at least sounds more optimistic

Some person you dislike gets something you think you deserve: "That's craptastic!"
Or: "Have you seen the new reality TV show? Man, it's totally craptastic!"

by Your Great Books Teacher October 2, 2004

Craptors

Otherwise known as Toronto Raptors. Worst-to-be-again team in NBA.

The Craptors really suck!
That was shit, whacked and crappy!

by HateMainstreamMusic May 4, 2008

craptacular

(adj.)

1.What Bart Simpson said when he saw Homer's Christams-Light decorating abilities.

2. Really crappy

3. A really bad-looking thing.

It's as craptacular as cow-pie.

by Bob April 10, 2004

craptain

A terrible captain

Craptain Planet is the worst captain ever!

by Devin July 26, 2003

crapadapoopa

A battle cry shouted by a backyard wrestler when applying the deadly move, "Mid-evil Titty Push."

"Eat TITTY PUSH aaaaaaaaaa CRAPADAPOOPA!"

by FMMD November 1, 2004

Craptors

Ok it is when you are watching the raptors when they are playing bad you call them craptors

Guy #1: oh my gosh raptors are so bad
Guy #2: ikr they suck
Guy#3: I am calling them Toronto craptors now

by The god from Ontario May 18, 2019

Crapton

A more child friendly version of "ShitLoad". "CrapTon" beat out other hopefulls such as "PoopyPound", "DookieOunce", and "BlackBananaGram". Use Crapton when you want to express an extreme amount of something without making a child's ears bleed.

For Star Jones to get that fat, she must have eatten a crapton of fried chicken.

by Mike Calhoun December 25, 2005