crank 

appendage

are you yanking my crank?

crank by Bernie June 11, 2006

Crank 

1 Australian Slang: To Masterbate

2. Kickass movie with the legend that is Jason Statham.

1. Man i had a crank before, was gewd.

2. man i cant beleive Jason statham can possibly exist and outcool both chuck norris and god.

Crank by Pariahzero June 1, 2009

crank 

a crying wank
crying + wanking = cranking

Jeff: Last night i was feeling lonely so i cranked until i crymaxed

crank by sexypistol December 25, 2011

crank 

A form of masturbation usually undertaken by emos. They cry while they wank. Originating from the words "cry" and "wank"

Enrrique and Eke had a crank today, together.

crank by Smilevski May 20, 2009

Crank 

Both crying in a mirror or alternate reflective surface while also masturbating. Quality of reflective surface is directly proportional to quality of crank.

Fred was feeling very horny but also very sad because his mother had just died. As such, he found himself a mirror, cried, and enjoyed a good Crank, his beautiful tears splashing on his bell end. This only aroused him more.

Crank by Gustav Narerl March 21, 2010

Crank 

Cool; Awesome; Sick

Guy 1: "Did you just see that Kickflip?!"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude. It was totally crank!"

Crank by Barry Walters May 12, 2011

crank 

the best motherfuckin drug out there...

i love crank, do u love crank...got crank?

crank by N.S & J.S June 11, 2006