Crush Calculator

You're having a laugh if you think I'm putting my mobile number into that, mate.

Laughing, I proceeded to fill in the Crush Calculator until asked for my mobile phone number. Panicked, I rushed headlong to my Cookies folder and deleted the contents therein forthwith.

by Pingoir January 2, 2009

Calcreg

a verb in jamaican lingo for being extremely un-handsome, or very ugly. ie.murked.

zack- "are you taking in her body bro?!"
curtis- "SHE IS CALCREG BRO WTF!"

by Z.Far August 31, 2010

calchottie

The absolutely gorgeous brunette in your calculus class. Her body is spectacular. Her intelligence makes her all the more attractive. You desperately want to talk with her and get to know her, but you are somewhat older and fear that the age difference would just be too weird. You wonder if she would be interested in studying together.

In my calculus (M408D) section at the University of Texas Austin, the calchottie sits in the front row on the right hand side.

by Eric Abell March 6, 2008

calculated punctuation

The use of various punctuation marks in an attempt to make a statement made via instant message seem more stern or serious. Often used by women when holding conversations online to make one feel ashamed and/or guilty.

The following is a typical use of calculated Punctuation:
Angrychick08: I'm very upset with you, Steven.
Angrychick08: Have you anything to say for Yourself?
GuiltySteven: im sooo sorry il never say another girls name without your permission ever again
Angrychick08: Good boy.

by Cory A. M. April 14, 2008

carlcyborg

A small YouTuber who makes skits but also rarely uploads.

"Hey I wonder when CarlCyborg will upload a video"

by Fanrem November 13, 2017

sabrina calci

the Best girl you well every meet in your life

Loving, caring , Always have a smile on her face

Yeah shes amazing

"Damn Sabrina is fine"
"Sabrina calci the best person to have a talk to"

by Can't hold us October 15, 2017

black hole of calcutta

The Black Hole of Calcutta was a small dungeon where Indian troops held British prisoners of war after the capture of Fort William on June 20, 1756. According to a disputed account by a survivor, 123 of 146 prisoners died of heat exhaustion in the confined conditions. Source Wikipedia

That bathroom of yours looks like the black hole of Calcutta

by Danada April 17, 2006