chocolate covered pretzel

When somebody sticks there hand up there sweaty ass and shakes your hand. Its mostly called chocolate covered pretzel because of the movie Mallrats and because a character does it and gives someone chocolate covered pretzels as food.

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

by Pavelski8 March 30, 2009

shit covered squirel

squirel covered in shit

so ive got a shit covered squirel down there in the office and i dont know what to name it

by jimmy bailey May 18, 2008

chocolate covered raisins

When you stick your rag (balls) into a girls butthole and they get smothered with poop.

I hate chocolate covered raisins, they make my rag smell.

I made my girlfriend suck the chocolate off my rag after she gave me chocolate covered raisins.

Freddy couldn't hear cause he wasn't wearing his hearing aids, so when I told him not to stick his balls in my butt, he ended up with chocolate covered raisins.

by Sean Manning June 1, 2005

Chocolate Covered Cherry

This is when you first perform anal sex on a girl, then take her virginity, thus covering the cherry with chocolate.

In an effort to gain the full porn star experience, Dakota asked Craig to give it to her in the ass before popping her cherry, thus was born the chocolate covered cherry.

by Reed and Matt January 12, 2004

Chocolate Covered Cherry

When you suck out a menstrual blood clot directly out of a vagina, then use your tongue to shove it back up her butthole to then suck it back out. Poo covered blood clot delicious as a chocolate covered cherry.

Last week I was having sex with a girl on her period so I asked if I could have a "Chocolate Covered Cherry" and I sucked out a blood clot, stuck it back up her ass with my tongue and then sucked it back out and ate it.

by Hankballs December 10, 2010

chocolate covered raisin

The act of placing a raisin on somebody's seat right before they sit down, then proceeding to eat the raisin once they stand back up.

This is usually done without the sitter knowing, but it can be done willingly if you ask the person politely if they will sit on the raisin for you.

Connor has a huge crush on Iryna, so he a put a raisin on her seat before she sat down on the desk next to him.

When Iryna got up to sharpen her pencil, Connor ate the chocolate covered raisin.

by cufflinktimejohnny September 9, 2011

Velvet Covered Sausage Wallet

A ladies private area (her clout)

can I put my willy in your velvet covered sausage wallet please.

by Burger March 28, 2005