Cover and Hover

When you enter a public restroom and it's so disgusting that not only do you lay a seat cover down, but you hover over it too.
"I went to the public restroom at the beach and I couldn't tell if the seat had water droplets or pee droplets on it, so I decided to cover AND hover."
by mekie24 September 24, 2009
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cover whore

n: refering to an author that writes books, and on the cover the authors name is printed larger than the title of the book is.
John Grisham is a cover whore
by dantheman111794 July 21, 2009
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Manhole Cover

noun: A Butt Plug owned by a man.
Like a diamond in the rough, Larry uncovered Ed's bejeweled Manhole Cover.
by SteveHeaves December 23, 2020
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duvet cover

An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.
Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.
by A newly-wed man October 08, 2010
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covering shorts

(FINANCE) the situation in which a derivatives trader with a short position is wrong about the behavior of the market. Having sold shares of stock he doesn't own, he is now compelled to buy them at a higher price than he sold them for (in order to reimburse whomever he borrowed the shares from).

If the short position was taken by writing naked options (i.e., issuing call options of stock the trader doesn't happen to have), then the trader has to buy shares of underlying stock in order to honor the options.

It's extremely expensive for traders to have to cover their shorts.
The surprising stock rally came as a shock. Nicholas Leeson had been riding high, but now he was furiously covering shorts, and driving the share prices higher still. By closing bell, he was ruined.
by Abu Yahya May 05, 2010
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Squirrel Covers

A pair of womens' panties. A woman's bush is hairy like a squirrel, hence, why they call them squirrel covers.
I want to sniff her sweet smelling squirrel covers.
by Moose August 30, 2004
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Seat Cover

Trucker talk for a cute girl driving down the road.
Breaker breaker 1-9 . . . there's a seat cover heading south on I-5 outside of Salem in a silver volkswagon.
by C.JO March 17, 2004
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