counterintuitive

1) counter to what intuition would lead one to expect
2) weird
3) f***ed up
4) my favorite word

oh, its the opposite of what I thought it would be...ooo! I can use my favorite word! IT'S COUNTERINTUITIVE!!!!

by meIsayI October 28, 2008

countriest

People who hate people from other countries depending on where they are from. The often believe their country is the most superior and demean any other country in comparison to their own. They catagorize the people in the country as one huge stereotype and assume their personality and intelligence (usually assume negatively) based on where they are from.

These people are ignorant themselves for they make vague assumptions and refuse to accept people or things from other countries without actually knowing who or what they are.

Common countriest sayings...

"Americans are Rednecks."
"Italians are Greasy."
"British are snobs."
"Canadians are weak."
"(insert country)s are (insert stereotype)."

by Blakester December 6, 2006

49 and Counting

49andCounting started in March, 2009 as a bunch of guys that barely knew eachother. Getting right to work, we quickly realized the love we have for playing together. All the way from Greg Ledbetter's drum skills and moving, captivating drum parts, to Tyler Ullman's break away bass lines, Dan Oliveau's deep, true lyrics and catchy lead guitar parts, and Kevin Shepherd's rhythmic, structural rhythm guitar input, 49andCounting is devoted to giving you a fun show, a song stuck and your head, and captured minds as you walk out of the venue's door.

49 and Counting should be up there with bands such as greenday, the foo fighters, and weezer.

by Leonard Hofstader January 5, 2010

just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you

The best line in any movie ever, if you don't get the reference then you can go ahead and fuck yourself.

"Hey man so have you seen the movie airplane!?"
"Yeah man, I couldn't stop laughing when the doctor walked up to the cockpit after landing and said 'Just want to say good luck, we are all counting on you'..."

by Harambe69 May 18, 2018

Counteria

A food place where you order at the counter and get your own food to bring to your table, a la Baja Fresh. But better than a fast food place like McDonald's in both quality of food and service. Preferably with a condiment/salsa bar in close reach.

I don't want to go to a nice sit-down restaurant, let's go to a counteria.

by anne walls November 16, 2003

counting to three

Something valve isn't capable of.

person 1: I sure hope half life 3 is going to be released soon.
person 2: false hope. valve isnt capable of counting to three.

by Euromax200 April 6, 2021

Derail your corntrain

An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.

The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"

by Matt September 1, 2004