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Counter shit

When you're in a communal toilet or using the toilet directly after someone else and there is a powerful aroma of turd.

The only way in which to overcome the smell, where holding your breath is not an option, is to perform a counter shit to overpower the fumes of the rival excrement with your own scent which, conversely, is rather enjoyable.
The other day I went for a piss in the hungry horse and I thought I was going to chunder - someone had clearly just laid a massive log in cubicle 2 which left a putrid stench so I had to do a counter shit.
by sd999 May 14, 2015
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counter-strike

A fps that was originally a mod for Half-Life, since then it has bloomed into its own game but still runs off of the Half-Life engine.
team.firefox owns counter-strike
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 August 19, 2006
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Counter Strike 1.6

Best Counter Strike game ever developed. It owns source and condition zero.
Guy 1: CS Source and condition zero is the best!

Guy 2: Counter Strike 1.6 ftw you noob!
by d3stiny November 11, 2006
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counter strike disorder

the act of going on runs with a knife in your hands
doode did you see daniel running with that kife he must have counter strike disorder
by celloman808 January 1, 2008
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counter strike source

A completly new game engine to the original sierra engine. Better grahpics, physics, and all new bump maping. All weapons remained the same, and some argue weather the game play is better, worse or the same.
Counter strike Source is better! Worse! Who Cares!!! ITS FUN!
by sam mcneil October 6, 2006
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Counter-Strike

Counter-strike (CS). An insanely popular modification for the Half-Life engine imfamous for its generally less-than-friendly community, strange non-realism, abusive server administrators, and high concentration of hackers. The modification was orinally headed by "gooseman", and was adopted by Valve Software as a commercial product. Its only continuation to date, Counter-Strike: Source, was developed by Valve as a graphically enhanced version of the game.

Loved by millions, hated by more or less the same, counter-strike has been the debate topic of many for a long time.

Counter-Strike remains, to this date, the most played online game ever created.
We're going to go scrimming on CS, want to come?
Nah, I'm updating Counter-Strike: Source
by Pyrosity October 9, 2005
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Counter Birth

when you are put back into a vagina, the person who does this is a counter birther.
bradderz: "wow, look at steve's mum she's got well fat.
cam: "yeah she just counter birthed jeff."
bradderz: "unlucky, i wouldn't want to be up there."
by Samwise -_- April 24, 2009
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