Cork Shrew

Somebody who constantly drinks wine and puts down the people around them, is incredibly self centered and needy, yet still expects people to be nice to them and treat them with respect.

They are such a cork shrew, they need to stop drinking and take a look at their life.

by TannerL January 28, 2020

cork greaser

Someone who “greases their cork”. One who sits there and uses grease on their cocks to jerk off for fun.

Chad was a cork greaser. He used to whack it everywhere. That fag.

by Pussy69boy420 December 3, 2020

cork screw

When a male crosses his fingers and shoves them into a female's vagina for sexual pleasure.

"Jim crossed his fingers for good luck before shoving them into Jane's warm, sweet Vagina to cork screw her"

by Neoni July 29, 2008

Cork Snorkeler

Cock Sucker. (in polite company)

Adriana is a huge cork snorkeler in her free time...

by Adrian Mendoza March 10, 2010

cork-screwed

The moment when you got yourself into a jam and your helpless at to what the outcome will be. Also it may happen so fast the impending result will most defintivel be unfavorable to your life plan.
I think I made it up. I think I invented the phrase since I don' think it was in a moovie.
What you do when you put a screw in wrong and have to take it out-"I have to unscrew what you 2 cork-screwed up"

"Damn, dawg your cork-screwed"

Your to busy cork-screwing me over...

I told Tonya her boobs were fake and now she gonna tell everyone I slept with the teacher assistant, basically I'm cork-screwed.

by Dr. Christophe November 13, 2004

Cork Dork

This is a person who talks about wine too seriously. They use adjectives such as "sexy", "attractive", "complicated", "tempermental" and "promising" to describe wine.

Linda likes the reserve pinot noir because of it's sexiness. She turns into such a cork dork whenver we are in Napa.

by Mike Chance September 11, 2005

Cork Stopper

Slang word for a tampon

I had to get some Cork Stoppers because my flow was so heavey

by HaleyG January 27, 2009