by LCsmash June 4, 2008
Get the corey mug.The only men alive who actually live up to the word "stupid" are all named Corey. They are well known for shriveled, gross penises (if one is present to begin with) and thus suffer from terrible NDS, or Napoleon Dick Syndrome. Coreys make small children and senior citizens cry when they walk the streets.
"Holy shit, was is THAT?!" -Beth
"It looks an awful lot like a...a Corey." -Tyler
"I'm going to have nightmares for a month." -Beth
"It looks an awful lot like a...a Corey." -Tyler
"I'm going to have nightmares for a month." -Beth
by humbleol'me February 8, 2012
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Get the The Coreys mug.has a massive fuck off gap filled with his dads nob chees left overs or bong juice freshly smoked by his dads right nutt. he is known for being in a chavy gang and brandishing a fresh whip known as a razor scooter he found in a skip. he smells of piss and probably got 360 bum raped by a guy call bob and his stanky dog.
e.g: "wow i bet he got raped by a gang dog and got fuckyeddd by jack garity hoohoo, his name is corey innit dickmuncher noger cunty fuck"
by anonymous December 14, 2019
Get the corey mug.A corey is a complete simp. Someone who is a serious simpleton and takes it seriously. They tend to text a girl for days without even a single response, and meanwhile sends them money as they please. They also have extremely small genitalia.
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