cook my juice

A phrase meant to confuse others and stop or end an unwanted conversation, argument, or fight.

Brian: Hey baby, what are you up to tonight? Got a boyfriend?
Megan: Cook my juice.

Brian: ...wait what?
Megan: You heard me.

by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 18, 2017

Elizabeth Cook

No words cn dcribe ths girl, but im going to try.

The most amazing and beautiful girl to ever walk this earth. Small hands i love holding. Hugs that melt your heart. Great kisser. ALL MINE! And i say that with pride. Someone i dont get to see often enough. Full of love and happiness. Never fails to make my day or make me happy. There is no other person on earth like this girl. I love her more than life itself. She almost always puts others above herself. Very tolerant.

I just spent all day with Elizabeth Cook =)

by J.P.S January 21, 2011

Chris Cook

he’s such a snobby ass motherfucker but in reality he’s an ugly ass redhead that has a downsyndromed sister and a fucked up mom that doesn’t love him and an alcoholic that drives around his daddy’s truck and works at a redneck tjmax

Chris Cook he’s a weird motherfucker

by ClapedF150 February 19, 2019

Nick Cook

a fruity bitch boy who thinks he’s attractive when he pulls the ugliest girls in the city
enjoys making people angry for no reason and thinks he’s an aesthetic god

Look at that pathetic Nick Cook wearing the same wife beater for the fourth time this week. Steer clear, he probably smells like shit.

by CockSuckler73 February 1, 2020

A Cook Response

A response that benefits no one/ that contains no useful information, or no information altogether.

I asked if we had any math homework, and he responded yes, instead of telling me from the start. That's such a Cook Response !

by No_Username May 12, 2021

A.J Cook

Andrea Joy Cook, literally the hottest being in the fucking universe. This is a very necessary thing for me to put in Urban Dictionary don’t try to change my mind. Plays Jennifer “JJ” Jareau on the best show in the world Criminal Minds and i cannot stress this enough is the hottest human in existence.

Person 1: Hey did you see the new episode of Criminal Minds last night?

Person 2: Yeah dude! A.J Cook was way too hot in that episode!

by jjs.wife March 4, 2021

cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by Ron March 27, 2007