Constrive

to cleverly create, build, or devise something through a mix of planning and resourcefulness.

I want to constrive a new ad for my business

by cfk72 October 23, 2025

Contriversy

A deliberately manufactured heated public disagreement.

All we need to sell our tee shirts is a good contriversy campaign.

by Kalab Havenstar August 24, 2018

contrafershull

really retarded

bro, you are actually so contrafershull

by centiDev January 5, 2021

constrictor rings

Circumferential indentations left when you make a turd so long that you have to take some pauses, tighten your sphincter, and then finish the job.

After eating that whole brisket, I took a Bigfoot sized turd that had constrictor rings.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

Constrictor rings

Constrictor rings, are circumferential indentations in a long turd, created by taking pauses, tightening your sphincter, and then continuing with your business

After eating the whole brisket, I left constrictor rings in my big foot sized bowel movement.

by N. Chastain June 4, 2023

constifaded

Being constipated and faded at the same time. Drinking beer and eating top Ramen while playing darts!

I thought I was going to have diarrhea after being faded... must be constifaded!. Usually I'm running to bathroom after ramen and darts!

by Benji the leprechaun August 20, 2023

Constrictisize

constrictisize (verb) \kən-ˈstrik-tə-ˌsīz\

1. To subject oneself to unnecessary pressure or constraint humorously or exaggeratedly.

2. (colloquial, humorous) To jokingly tell someone to tighten up or be less carefree.

1. Why don't you just constrictisize yourself and stop being so laid-back?
2. Oh, come on, Dave, constrictisize yourself for once and do something serious.

by thepersonwhoisyes May 29, 2024