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Fornication Under Consent of the King

The letters at the beggining of each word basically spell FUCK
"Fornication Under Consent of the King YOU MAN!"
by Raijin May 6, 2005
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Fornicate Under Consent of the King

Otherwise abbreviated to spell "fuck"
Baby, I think we're ready to move our relationship to the next level, and we can Fornicate Under Consent of the King
by TheLoneCommando117 October 21, 2017
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i don't consent to being sentenced.

a very simple, yet MASSIVELY effective phrase that if said in court, will pardon you of any crime, whether it be rape, murder, or driving a car into a christmas parade!.

*this sentence was used in the darrell brooks sentencing trial that happened earlier today on 2022-11-16 and the live chat went crazy with the "lols" and the "lmao's". i thought it was pretty funny when he said that lol.
judge:for the crimes you have commited, such as rape, murder, trespassing, castration of the elderly i sentence you to 1000 yea-

defendant: i don't consent to being sentenced.
judge: oh, i guess you're free to go...the jury would like to thank the thing and people for their blah blah blah blah.
by penis of johnson. November 16, 2022
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consent condom

consent condom a condom that need 4 hands to open
ay did you bring the consent condom
by m0nkey4o4 lul December 15, 2022
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Ecstatic Consent Van

I went to pick up my date at her parents house. They were reassured when they saw I was driving an ecstatic consent van. They knew their daughter was going out with a respectable guy.
by James Jessenfedden May 16, 2022
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Consent

Doesn't matter. You're taking an assumed risk. If you get into a car, you aren't consenting to get into an accident be you are (in fact) taking and assumed risk that could result in an accident.
Hym "If consenting to sex is not consenting to child birth then child support shouldn't exist."
by Hym Iam October 24, 2023
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consent troll

Someone who enters a consensual encounter with intentions confusing their partner as a way of gaining validation or virtue signaling
She did the 2-hand gawkinator twist on me and when I blew my load she started consent trolling
by nellafool May 11, 2021
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