Confession Video

A video posted on Facebook where the poster "confesses" things about many people. These confessions are usually descriptions in the end and are extremely long and boring.

A Typical Confession Video...

Girl A: ------ your really nice and stuff...

Girl B: yeah...

5 hours later:

Girl A: Your nice as well...

by ThatGuyNextDoor January 6, 2012

Concession Open Carry

A person of girth carrying armloads of giant drinks, buckets of well buttered popcorn, etc. from a movie theater concession stand. They can usually be seen lumbering through the lobby or fighting gravity on the slope of the theater aisle as they deliver their bounty to appreciative partakers.

Big Ron always volunteers to do the concession open carry since there's no take out bags.

by Dragonsphir November 28, 2016

Congressinating

Acting like your getting alot done but in reality getting nothing done.

I was busting my ass congressinating on the jobsite today.

by Home apple September 14, 2017

Cumpression

When one is depressed because they havent gotten any cum for a while

Baylee was trying to figure out why she was grumpy and sad, then she realized the hadn't gotten any cum in two months. She was suffering from cumpression.

by BIGTUNAS February 13, 2023

beef confessions

The amount of cheap hotdogs consummed in one sitting leading to self guilt and ultimate confession of consumptions 2 days later. Leading to a string case of lifetime hotdog fingers.

Kim had a serious serious "beef confessions" from last weekend.

by Raddish123 November 27, 2013

Confession day!

“Confess” is a day where you get to express yourself to others and yourself with honesty. Confess your truth’s! Confess anything to anyone you’ve been hiding from. When is “confess day?” October 16th! Or any other day.

It’s time to confess my crush to Lillian.

“It’s confession day! Tell me one of your secrets, and I’ll do the same.”

by IDFKKKKKK October 12, 2018

sunday confessional

The act of making a girl leave after a night of sexual destruction by telling her that he has clymydia/crabs/etc. and that he is pretty sure its going to be cold today but dont try to take any of his clothes when you leave, even though you lost your pants and didnt wear a jacket.

Travis used the sunday confessional because he was too hung over to even get out of his loft and ehhh it was kind of chilly.

by Robertson Howard February 5, 2008