Confucted

1. The substantial accumulation of musterfucks.
2. When there's like a situation where you go, "yeah, that's a little messed up" but then one more thing happens that cockslaps you in the face and makes you go," Oh, shit that situation is so confucted now."
3. (adj) describing a situation in which case you'd rather watch horses fuck. and none of that kinky shit.

Synonyms:
fucked up, messed up, shitty, like-bird-shat
Antonyms:
so-glorious, victorious,

Will- "People are just so fucked up sometimes"
Grace- "I know, the whole thing is just confucted"

Nick-"Did you see the chick last night?"
Molly-"Yeah, she was really confucted."
Nick- "I totally confucted that shit."

by JustSandymothafuckahs November 3, 2011

Confucked

When you are equally confused as fucked

Noah: dude I’m so confucked. I wasn’t listening in class and know I can’t write the essay due tomorrow

by Nmallard17 May 17, 2020

confused.com

A state of being completely dumbfounded where all sense of logic escapes you. To further emphasise this utopian state, you must be sound like a complete twat on television marketing scheme.

Frank: What is this thing called Women? Does it come on XBox 360?

Bob: No Frank, you tit!

Frank: I'm confused.com... and a complete prick to boot.

Director: CUT!

Frank: Right, where's my 20 pence?

by S_M_A January 23, 2009

Confused

A highly offensive term for bisexual people. It's just as offensive as calling a homosexual the "F-A word"

Jerk: "That guy is making out with another guy, he's under 18 so he must be confused"

by Tahoejunkie May 3, 2008

Confused Clucker

An act in which you insert a chicken egg inside a woman's vagina, allowing it to incubate until it, with any luck, hatches.

Mr. Davidson gave Suzie the Confused Clucker as an extra credit project. I heard he was fired.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

confussed

1. A simultaneous feeling of confusion and fussiness.
2. Confusion or a lack of understanding regarding a subject that causes fussiness.

When we have a lot to do on the weekend or in the evening, my girlfriend often gets confussed.

by gabef September 15, 2007

Confused Matthew

One incredibly pretentious and untalented film reviewer that keeps making boring videos only to complain about movies that he don´t like but other people enjoyed. His videos are incredibly boring and tedious, and all of them are a complete waste of time. Just like Urban Dictionary.

Man, I rather rub my eyes with onions rather than watch any of those shitty videos made by Confused Matthew.

by amaurysvp01 January 10, 2011