Confuckinfusing

1) Some one of the female species.


2)Curling

1) Mark: "yo hows shit goin with jane?"

Brian: "dude i just dont know."

Mark: "dont worry none, girls are just confuckinfusing"

Brian: "No doubt"



2) Chris: "what the fuck are we watching?"

Joe: "Curling, its in the winter olympics."

Chris: "dude i dont get "

Joe: "they have to slide the rock onto the target"

Chris: "this is too confuckinfusing"

by Snorlax7890 October 14, 2008

Confuckingstruction

When you're in a hurry but get stuck in traffic because there is construction ahead.

One: Hey man I'm going to be a little late. Traffic is a bitch because of all this confuckingstruction.

by SgtShadows19 May 23, 2010

Confustion

A confusing question.

-Did your mom go today ?
Huh, what are you talking about?
- Oh sorry for the confustion, she had mentioned she was taking a trip today.

by Sopha99 August 16, 2016

Confuckinsiderate

Being considerate with a little added assholeism.

When you want to be nice but not too nice.

"I was just trying to be confuckinsiderate."

by Ca $hby March 6, 2017

confuckingfused

To be so fucking confused that it's hard to comprehend anything.

Also being to the state of mind where anything an idiot does, makes you confused.

Amazed by stupidity.

Lynn is so confuckingfused at her dad.
"Are you confuckingfused because I'm stupid?"

by Officiallynncloud August 26, 2017

Confuckingused

Now this word right here is American. It meant a that the person saying it is either “Fucking confused” or are confused to the extent that their brain is being fucked.

Man, I’m confuckingused about how we are the only place that’s awesomely free. - Hillbilly Joe

by LearnedZombie January 5, 2019

Confection Erection

The result a baked good has on the nether regions of a wide eyed, sweet toothed gentleman when he encounters a lovingly and carefully crafted baked good.

Did you see that display of deliciousness at the bakery?! It was like strolling through Brownie County in Pastry Paradise and walking right up to the Cookie Cathedral on Sweet Street. It totally gave me Confection Erection! And I don't care who knows it!

by gelatin.skelet0n January 9, 2019