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confirmed classic

A phrase that a stan of an artist uses to show that the artists new work of music is already projected to be one of the greatest.
*The first seconds of Astroworld start playing*
Travis Scott stans: OMG confirmed classic
by Young Savage August 15, 2018
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Conticed

The act of looking up what a word means on Urban Dictionary because of someone you met on Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare. If you did this and are reading this, "you played yourself" - DJ Khaled
"Ahh man bro, i just got conticed by that guy on the other team"

"Watch this! im gonna Contice this guy"
by Conticer May 3, 2020
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stallitary confinement

Combination of "stall" and "solitary confinement," describing the predicament of finding yourself seated in a public bathroom stall without any reading material or smartphone.
Without my iPhone, I'm in stallitary confinement whilst I drop a deuce.
by Ae5Ea8 July 4, 2016
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Solitary confinement

Where your virginity is
Jon: why can I ever get laid

Adam: cus your virginity is stuck in solitary confinement serving life without the chance of parole
by BJoe's dad December 11, 2019
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Kill confirmed

A text or picture confirm your Home boy or home girl did in fact "Smash"
Yea so do you think kyle smashed?
Oh yea I got a kill confirmed snap last night
by Goobsda6ixOH April 20, 2017
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100% Confirmed

Originated from StarCraft II community since the beginning.

A sarcastic term used in combination with a statement that may or may not be true to satisfy people asking questions that do not have definite answers, such as release dates.
"When is the game coming out?"

"Soon (tm). 100% Confirmed."
by SC2GDF'er April 14, 2010
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Convinced

Hym "Well I'm convinced"

Iam "What? Convinced of what?"

Hym "Of everything! I've been completely convinced about everything by everyone. Time to change my ways!"

Iam "What?"

Hym "That's clearly what they want to hear. How much change would be enough?"

Iam "What do you mean?"

Hym "Let's get precise. What is the exact amount of change I would need to achieve to appease them? What is the bare minimum?"

Iam "I don't know..."

Hym "Neither do they. They don't care. It's an endlessly moving goalpost. I change any amount and when they fail to give me what I want they'll just say 'well, you need to do a little but more' and I'll change again and so on and so forth. It won't even be enough."

Iam "What's your point?"

Hym "They're never going to stop. Their impositions will never end. The horde will never be appeased. Until we die with nothing. And 'look at him try and we're still not stopping' they'll cry laughing. Because I was right. They just want you to writhing around in our own filth beneath them like the worms they perceive us to be."

Iam "So..."

Hym "So, they've only left us one option."

Iam "Which is?"

Hym "The only thing they understand."

Iam "...Punishment?"

Hym "Punishment. It is the only thing the horde will ever understand. They pretend to care but it wouldn't even notice if we chopped off a few of it's limbs.

Iam "...They don't understand..."

Hym "There is precisely one thing they understand."
by Hym Iam April 9, 2022
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