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John said all the girls begged to dance with him, but he was too busy solving world peace. Confabulous!
John said all the girls begged to dance with him, but he was too busy solving world peace. Confabulous!
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1. to fein a conversation with someone.
2. to have a fake conversation, i.e. pretend you are a celebrity and speak as they would.
2. to have a fake conversation, i.e. pretend you are a celebrity and speak as they would.
I had a great confauxsation with a telemarketer yesterday. They had no idea I wasn't interested in a new vacuum cleaner until I told them I was homeless.
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Get the conkabar mug.The conscious, convenient and willful filling in the gaps of information and/or facts to suit one's needs, purpose or agenda. The ensuing sense of personal intense, short-lived pleasure and satisfaction one receives from having done so, much like engaging in masturbation. A means of spreading lies, half-truths and innuendo for a political end and feeling great about having done so.
"Eager to do whatever he could to help boost his candidate's sagging poll numbers, John wasn't beyond engaging in a little old-fashioned political confapulation to try and help reverse his candidate's sliding numbers, knowing what he was saying about the other candidate was completely false."
by wordsmith08 October 27, 2008
Get the confapulation mug.The practice of explaining things by talking in circles and using words that no one understands, thereby convincing a group that you understand 100% that you are correct in taking on the project in question. They are usually cat-loving (not with sweet and sour) adults of a larger size who dwell in their parents' basements watching Star Wars movies and online gaming. Because of the lack of human interaction, they are starving for conversation leading to them being a running commentary of web news all day, applying themselves into the fantasy world of social-networking (convincing others of their legendary skills and looks). They are usually allergic to everything as they spend all of their time alone in a basement in their own clutterific world.
Upon leaving his stump on February 2nd, Punxsutawney Phil confubulated that Spring will last another 6 weeks thus giving him ample time to find a new mail-order mate.
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it is the combination of bedazzled and confuzzled.
Literally mean being so forcefully impressed that confusion stirs up!
for girls: watching your boyfriend get a 1080 no scope quad headshot with no stopping power or steady aim in call of duty, thats the meaning of confazzled.
it is the combination of bedazzled and confuzzled.
Literally mean being so forcefully impressed that confusion stirs up!
for girls: watching your boyfriend get a 1080 no scope quad headshot with no stopping power or steady aim in call of duty, thats the meaning of confazzled.
Boyfriend: HOLY SHIT I JUST GOT A 1080 NO SCOPE QUAD HEADSHOT WITH NO STOPPING POWER OR STEADY AIM IN SEARCH ON SHOWDOWN!
Girlfriend: Im so confazzled babe... :DD
Boyfriend: We're done
Girlfriend: fml...
Tom white kid: Yo! I just got an F on a math test! My mom is so proud!
Buk Lau: Hory Shiet, u clazy bic boiii, if i geta F, my bic brack daddy buy me fry chikun and my asian matha gonna kill me bic boiiii.
Tom white kid: WTF? im so confazzled
Girlfriend: Im so confazzled babe... :DD
Boyfriend: We're done
Girlfriend: fml...
Tom white kid: Yo! I just got an F on a math test! My mom is so proud!
Buk Lau: Hory Shiet, u clazy bic boiii, if i geta F, my bic brack daddy buy me fry chikun and my asian matha gonna kill me bic boiiii.
Tom white kid: WTF? im so confazzled
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