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Connection Hygiene

1. The strategic art of healthy human connection

2. The conditions or practices conducive to maintaining social health, positive social relationships, and interpersonal well-being, as well as preventing isolation, loneliness, and relationship weakening or loss, especially through community formation and engagement
I'm going to spend my weekend emailing, texting, calling friends I haven't talked to in a while – keeping-up my connection hygiene.
by PurveyorsOfCulture March 25, 2020
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no connection

an alternative rockband formed by Graham young, simon whenlock and Jon Hill. They realised 3 albums so far
justified, deal with it and to love to hate to love.
Some of their songs appear in the computergame Flat Out
I think its a pitty that they aint well known yet.Because their music is quite sound.
by Billy Joe Bob!!111oneoneeleven December 24, 2005
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Vegetable Connection

When a woman inserts a large zucchini into her vagina while the unsuspecting zucchini is simultaniously hollowed out and fucked by a vegetable sex crazy man.
Me: "Keith, how come there are no vegetables in this salad?"

Keith: "Jasmine and I used them all up in a vegetable connection this afternoon."

Me: "So where are the leftovers?...asshole!"
by NephthysScream July 14, 2010
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Redneck Air Conditioner

Underwear that has been dipped in water to be worn by itself while sitting in front of an electric fan.
Tom said it was so hot yesterday that he had to put on his Redneck Air Conditioner.
by NancyinGA July 6, 2008
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headie connection

the best kind of connection you can have. a reliable connection that gets a wide variety of headie weeds. some ranging in prices, color, density, crystals, etc. But the end result, you get incredibly high.
Skarl: "Yo, I was at the Lesh concert last night and met this incredible headie connection. He's got that shit on lockdown 24/7."
by john himself September 5, 2008
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Ghetto Air Conditioner

A $10 box Fan Set up in an Open Window. Often by people to cheap to buy an air conditioning unit!!
Man That Leroy is a cheap bastard its 100 degrees out, He got Central Air and yet he got that Ghetto Air Conditioner goin full blast instead!!
by pza97 April 4, 2011
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Leave In Conditioner

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'
by Carolla Lacky October 4, 2013
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