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Condenemist

"Bro, that guy over there is a condenemist. i swear i would get a cringe wound from his unstoppable mouth."
by ∑µΩ May 3, 2023
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Condenemistry

A person who believes in big egos, narcissism, and condescentful things. That bitch of a person either has a mental illness, or is a ppg wannabe.
"condenemistry is just downbad for attention bro istg"
by ∑µΩ May 3, 2023
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Condenden

Fancy version of condescending. Often used by your father that you haven’t seen in several years.
‘You condenden dickhead
by Wide load August 29, 2023
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Condensational

Something with a concerning amount of condensation on it.
This waterbottle is condensational.
by anonymous October 3, 2023
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Condensational

Something with a concerning amount of condensation on it.
This water bottle condensational.
by anonymous October 4, 2023
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Condensate System

A system that has cooled to the point where its components lose individual identity and begin behaving as a single quantum entity—a macroscopic manifestation of microscopic coherence. Condensate systems are what happens when parts become so aligned that they function as one. Perfectly synchronized teams are condensate systems—individual egos dissolve into collective flow. Deeply aligned relationships can become condensate systems—two people thinking, feeling, acting as one. Religious congregations in moments of collective transcendence become condensate systems—individual boundaries blur into shared experience. Condensate systems are rare, precious, and fragile—warm them slightly and they dissolve back into separate particles. They're the closest most of us come to experiencing unity.
Example: "The jazz quartet played for three hours, and somewhere in the second set, they became a condensate system. Individual egos dissolved, conscious thought stopped, and the music played itself through them. Later, none of them could remember who'd played what—they'd become a single quantum entity, expressing itself through four bodies. The audience felt it too. Everyone left changed, though no one could say exactly how."
by Abzunammu February 16, 2026
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Confessed

Well he confessed to a pastor and then his father turned him in but that isn't "regular people" that's 1 guy who was told the truth by the guy who did it telling another guy and WHO THAT GUY TOLD... Was the police. That isn't Eric being involved in crime which is clearly what you're insinuating you want. Because Eric is the only one who is the only one who is allowed to do crime and get away with it guys! Those are the rules! But seriously, relax. The FBI shared the surveillance footage of the escape. He turned himself in to a priest basically. That's not you behind a fucking Sherlock Holmes super crime-man.
Hym "I mean, he confessed immediately is how I heard it and the police are the once who shared the footage of the guy for identification. What did regular people do? Nothing. Which is what they SHOULD do. I mean it's not like they hacked to footage our of that building and fuckin triangulate the fuckin guy's whereabouts or something, Jesus."
by Hym Iam September 14, 2025
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