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extreme nazel consumption

the act of snorting cum straight from the penis during ejactulation
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Inmaculate Conception

When a really religious girl gets pregnant at a young age and is forced by her father to keep the child and marry the babby daddy.
"I forgot to pullout so now her father is forcing me into an inmaculate conception"- babby daddy
by Silent do(your mom) good August 29, 2016
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consumption

In the old B&W movies, they always referred to a terminally ill person of a particular desease as having CONSUMPTION or they already died of it. C o n S u p t i o n . I have consumed my tipple of booze cheap too for 40+ yrs but I was never so insulted than recently at the Emergency Room not my taste of a 'room' when the nurse took off my masked/vail after I explained that I am a carrier of TB have been for 40 yearsand I am not dying from Consumption and she said WHAT? What is that ?... You consumed too much booze to go from the TANK at the local constable/constabulatory house to here at Veteran's Memorial Hospital!?!?" I was still so 'pizzed' , I could have Spit ! agin'
MoM always said don't spit in the streets but it's alright to get so mad that ya want to spit.... part Deux to follow about Cops,Rights,TB,undocumented aliens,tax payers,citizens , connecticut , yankeez not like idiot red sox

I can't believe that this spell-checkin'funky-monkey sez that I mis-spelled Conn., US of A !
that actress was destined to die of consumption !
Red said ' But she did LIVE , that sweet ol' HO'"
As Tom Chapin Harry's Bro' sang " Consumption Junction..... What's yer Function....."
WikiPedia can't touch this Consumption definition ! nor the Nat'l Assoc. of Naval Veterans , try to find that !
by Crickety Dick August 1, 2007
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immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on
One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.
by dionys May 14, 2006
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Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.
Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."
by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014
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Myth-conception

1. The intentional ignorance of facts and outright statements of intention in lieu of what the media and other misinforming sources have convinced one to believe without hard evidence.

2. Widely held and promoted conceptualizations that have no basis in reality when hard evidence is analyzed.
True universal health care reform as the basis for the actual health care bill is a gross myth-conception propagated in general by masses of sheeple.

The Divinity implicit in nature has been brushed aside by those with the myth-conception that Creationism only entails myth-information unrelated to science.
by coffeetalk March 24, 2010
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weapon of mass consumption

(n.) A phrase coined on Epic Meal Time, describing a monstrous work of gastronomy so artery clogging and so huge that it could be classified as a weapon.
"Dude! Is that a tank made out of meat?"
"Yeah! It's a weapon of mass consumption. Want some?"
by HiImVoldemort April 27, 2013
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