2/5ths compromise

after men realized they were better than women, they decided to give women no vote in anything. however, the evil feminists revolted, which annoyed the fuck outta the guys until they eventually gave in and decided girls could vote on important issues, but would only count as 2/5ths of a person.

One guy counts as more than 2 girls with the 2/5ths compromise in effect

by woman-exterminator January 7, 2010

compromise

i am right and you are wrong

Edgar thinks we should compromise. I said ok, i am right and you are wrong

by i am right and edgar is wrong February 18, 2009

serbian compromise

Function: noun

Synonym for Unconditional Surrender.

Germany accepted a serbian compromise at the end of World War I.

by Zoinkovic September 9, 2010

compromissophobia

fear of commitment

i have compromissophobia

by Troxi December 9, 2008

3/5 compromise

the purchasing of 3 fifths of vodka and housing them between a small group of people

Kid 1: Bro i heard there is a huge party at sloppy's tonight im trying to get shitted on...
Kid 2: trying to put the 3/5 compromise in motion
Kid 1: FUCK YES

by Press Release December 21, 2008

compromised

A spys way of saying they were raped up the ass

Black widow: ive been compromised

Hawk eye: im so sorry

by Avengers road hog February 23, 2017

compromise

Sailing

I will go to the zoo and you will go sailing, thus is compromise. yay!

by duffman2 November 13, 2011