Communication

Something several people are incapable of. :)

Example of shitty communication:
Person A: Hello person B, how are you today?
Person B: Yes
Person A: This isn't a yes or no I'm asking how your day went
Person B: Yes
Person A: That doesn't make sense how the fuck does "Yes" describe your day?
Person B: Yes
Person A: God fucking dammit stop saying yes!!!
Person B: Yes
Person A: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by shirb December 13, 2019

Quantum COmmunication

Quantum Communication: A gigantic leap in one's communication from not only letting go but listening deeply and giving up your view in honor of their view completely

If the heads of state would practice quantum communication, there would be no more war or destruction among nations.

by shiftmaker October 4, 2009

Automatic Secure Voice Communications Network

A worldwide HF secure voice network developed to fulfill DOD long-haul, secure voice (radiotelephone requirements.

I have no idea why i put this in here

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 24, 2004

Incog-Negro communication

1.An email address or bat-phone number used for discreat conversations, porn-site registrations and general deviant communications.

2. On the down low, communication devices.

Since Joanne's boyfriend has been monitoring her email's we've maintained incog-negro communications.

Since I've been slaying Marks mom, she's put me on the family plan and bought me a bat phone so we could communicate Incog-Negro.

by Gimmesugga December 7, 2009

communication rape

the act of over-communication weather it be on facebook, text messages or phone calls.

Heather :"Take a shower and then you can communication rape me"

Dude 1: "Bro she wouldn't leave me alone. She kept obsessively texting and facebooking me."

Dude 2: "You my friend, have been a victim of communication rape. You should tell someone."

by call_me_kels December 1, 2011

Decapitated Communication

Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.

Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.

The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.

by The Recapitator January 14, 2012

means of communication

The definition for the ways you can use media to spread information.
Any social media you use for the meaning cited above.

The today's actual means of communication are journal, magazines, internet, facebook...

by Mag Trevisan July 28, 2017