Chipotle Coma

n. plural -mas chi-poht-ley co·ma

a state of prolonged unconsciousness caused after eating a Burrito from Chipotle Mexican Grill, including a lack of response to stimuli, from which it is impossible to rouse a person.

After eating Chipotle for lunch a devastating Chipotle Coma ensued, and I was unable to complete any work.

by Nana09 August 6, 2009

Comatose

adj 1: relating to or associated with a coma; "comatose breathing"; "comatose state"
2: in a state of deep and usually prolonged unconsciousness; unable to respond to external stimuli; "a comatose patient"


Source: WordNet ® 2.0, © 2003 Princeton University

He is in the hospital because of a comatose overdose on heroin

by valoem December 9, 2004

comando

wearing pants, skirts, or shorts without underwear

Last night I was with a girl who went camando on me. It was great.

by caught up April 29, 2005

Comanche

Comanche's (NUMUNU)were, and still are, a Native American tribe widely known for their mastery of horseback riding and guerrilla warfare, which labeled them as the "Lords of the Plains".

This is how us Comanche's roll, Beyotch!!!

I am Proud to be Comanche.

by ComancheSamurai April 10, 2011

ethylic coma

A good-looking medical term. Which means being drunk as shit and passing out. Popularized by the game Detroit: Become Human.

I just had an ethylic coma last night and I think I have killed a somebody.

by Gotta Go June 16, 2018

Facebook Coma

Someone who is always on Facebook and neglects thier job or family.

A person whose only social interaction with other people is through Facebook.

"Kim is constanly on Facebook at work and refuses to do her job. We need to get her out of her Facebook coma."

"Stu is hanging at home tonight and talking with his 'Facebook Friends' and not going out with us. He is in a Facebook coma."

by Stu Mueller December 2, 2009

Coaxing The Clam

Finger teasing of a lady's secret garden. See also Vole Tickling

We were both a bit nervous at first but then after coaxing the clam we were at it like rabbits on steroids.

by Scot_Tom June 20, 2013