when you take a dump that requires so much effort that upon leaving your bowels you fall into a coma.
Barry: did you here about what happened to Chris?
Tom: No, what happened to him?
Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.
Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
Tom: No, what happened to him?
Barry: He went into a poop coma and is still in the hospital.
Tom: Again! that's the second time this month.
by goomspice November 24, 2010
like a cubicle coma, when you have immense energy before class, but once you sit down, you hit the doldrums and get really sleepy. but once that bell rings and your out you gain all your energy back.
I woke up, went to the gym and hit it hard, but once i got to school, i went into a classroom coma, and found it hard to stay awake. After class, i went back into the gym and played basketball
by Paraphaneilya August 24, 2010
Boyfriend: I'm sorry babe I'm too tired tonight.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.
Girlfriend: it's ok I'll just get that coma dick later.
by ol blue September 21, 2015
When after mastuarbating, a man slips into a deep slumber for two-three hours or for a few moments enters a state of semi unconscious. Becomes almost coma like.
Jason: Dude where have you been?
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
Matt: I beat my meat and went into a nut coma
Jason: Is that why you didn't respond for three hours?
Matt: Hell Yea
by McLovindatPussy September 16, 2017
1-Hey man i didn't see conner at that party last night?
2-Cause he was in a crown coma on donnie's sofa.
2-Cause he was in a crown coma on donnie's sofa.
by flameinthegreengame January 25, 2011
That moment, about thirty minutes after finishing a bottle of nyquil, where you start to feel really sleepy and loopy and then you pass out for ten hours.
"Man, I passed out last night"
"Yeah, why's that"
" I took a bunch of nyquil and fell into a nyquil-coma"
"Yeah, why's that"
" I took a bunch of nyquil and fell into a nyquil-coma"
by Icarus Deidus October 28, 2013
The mental state usually developed during a House M.D. marathon. Despite having seen every episode multiple times, the viewer will be unable to stop watching even after sarcoidosis is used to wrongly diagnose every case. Victims of a House coma usually fall into a vegetative state, and may begin to drool, depending on whether or not Olivia Wilde's character is included in an episode. Only after the final episode of the marathon will the victim again show signs of life, yet thier mental attentiveness may still be off, as they will be unaware of anything that happened outside the television during their period of illness.
Foreman: "He seems to be transfixed by the television and won't respond to any stimuli. What's wrong with him?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
House: "It seems he's suffering from a severe House coma. We'll just have to wait it out... or we could change the channel."
Chase: "That could kill him!"
House: I'm House. Do you think I care?"
by jeenee417 August 10, 2010