Com-Mute

To go without sound during the televised broadcast of a sporting event in order to not have to listen to the inane and moronic commentators calling the game.

"Hey man, did you watch the game last night"

"Yeah but I had to com-mute halfway through because those announcers were so awful."

by Evanwins October 6, 2011

COM-runsthefutmarket

worst trader in the fut market if he recommends any player run away and dont trade with that player because he is gonna make you lose alot of money and he does the opposite of any other trader and loses money and never made profit from fifa 15 to fifa 21 just made loses so thats why he is the best trader in fifa

i saw COM and ran away because i didnt want to lose money

COM-runsthefutmarket best trader in fifa

by COM the trader March 11, 2021

COM / fork

best fifa player in his house... plays in the sweatest div in the world div 12 plays against sweats like tigey in every game ...his best player in his starter team was hwang oni-chan.. packed pulled the goat hardecky that is in every pack he opens ( i think hardecky has a crush on COM) and stoichkov is the GOAT THE GOAT .. TODIBO CARRIES HIS DEFENCE THAT ARE IN SHAMBLES

COM WINS EVERY GAME BECAUSE HWANG ONI CHAN IS THERE ... (COM) 1.5 MILL is alot

(tigey) 1.5 mill is nothing

(vidal) im gonna black mail EA to get a new card
(ibra) stfu fraud
(tigey) 8-2

(bayren) is that bayren vs. barca

(mrmoto) ayew is the goat
(COM) i agree
(wolves) to the ucl (thats the owner dont mess with him)
COM / fork

by COM the trader April 3, 2021

com girl

community girl
a girl whos in com (edgy discord kids that extort people n have esex)
plays dollhouse roleplay on roblox
slits for her 50 bfs
is probably on doxbin
probably fat,white,ugly,and a pick me
sends nudes to any male who talks to her
an example of this is kimber grace hunter (a 13 yr old wannabe thats not actually in com)

dhrp whore: haiii >.< i carved ur name into my thigh 0-0 wanna see :3
guy who said hi to her: what the fuck
dhrp whore: sowwy daddy i'll nevr do it again :( lets listen to bladee n drain tgt 0w0
guy: ur such a fucking com girl

by esoterixc August 27, 2023

.com padre

A friend on the internet ie. on Myspace, Facebook, AIM, etc.

It's O.K. if you're gay man, we can still be .com padres.

by Eric Downing February 26, 2008

Com-Rommer

A person who, despite the historical evidence, maintains that Communism is a wonderful system of government. This person is usually a member of a Debate Squad and considers himself the greatest thing since, well, Communism. Most Arts students go through a brief period of Com-Rom within their first year at College.

Alex is such a Com-Rommer, he just spent the entire English class highlighting the pros of life in Soviet Russia.

by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006

com-matt-ible

A trait defining people or things which go along well with awesome people named Matt

OMG. Andie and Matt are like the perfect couple. When I first saw her I could tell right away that she was very com-matt-ible.

by Kilopyme November 11, 2010