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Colton

Colton was an ahole growing up but was nicer to you. He had a barrier around his heart and never really talked about how he felt. Thats changed when u met him. You thought it was all real. But it wasn't. None of it was and hell rip your heart out. He has fluffy hair, brown dull eyes, hes tall, dark olive like skin, and sprinkled freckles. He was funny and cool and he made you happy. Yet sometimes he gave you mixed signals making you feel annoying and obsessive. Deep down, u just loved him. More than anything in the whole wide world. Yall talked about different animes to watch and things like that. He talked about other things that made me heart race. Then, he Began to ghost you and make u feel like the worst person ever, he would block u then unblock u and act like nothing happened and you would let it because you loved him and you still do. You let him controll your mind 24/7 even tho you haven't talked in months he is all you think about anymore. Long story short, Coltons suck. If you find yourself talking to a Colton, leave before you fall inlove because there is no getting out of it.
Sum1: you said u were over Colton

Me: yk that'll never happen

Sum1: u need to get over him, he doesn't love you
Me: yea, ik.
by Peepeepoopooman November 15, 2021
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Colton

Colton has such a small dick no wonder he be simping.
by Allison6789 March 2, 2020
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Colton

he maybe a gangweed3r..., loves gameing. always gaming in fact. weighs at least a healthy 548 lbs. ,, is s o a epic and is definetely the ceo of sex having,,. (yues i am LOL).
person: wow colton is such a cool gangweed gamer
me: *unsheathes katana* Yes... one day yuo'll see...
by gangweedman23 September 13, 2019
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Colton

A short, skinny asshole, who can't get along with anyone, usually an atheist, who hates agreeing with people. Usually little or no friends.
Colten: Hey man. Tom cruse was not in top gun
Man 2: yes he was:
Man 3: don't worry man he is just a Colton.
by Mittenzboy May 8, 2013
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Colton

A piece of garbage who is narcistic, annoying, loud, mean, etc. Stay away from Colton.
Colton came up to me and started laughing at me and calling me gay,
by wow bk April 17, 2019
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Colton

hes a sweet boy with a big ol meat shank and he will shank your axe wound
Colton will tear up that mooker
by axewounderdad April 3, 2018
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Colton

That dude is such a colton
by Faith lopipol March 22, 2017
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