irish cologne

The smell on your body after a long night of drinking. Subsequently Guinness isn't the only beer that supplies this scent.
Will: I had many a pint last night and now I have the Irish cologne.
Mike: How is that bad?
Will: I don't want any teachers to smell it on me, but it does make me smell like an Irish mob lord.
Mike: Now I need some Irish cologne.
by Guinness O'Shaugnassey October 12, 2007
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is that your boys cologne

Yeah I smell good is that your boys cologne.
by Whydontwe4Ever November 06, 2017
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Northern Minnesota Cologne

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne
by Joshcopeland04 June 05, 2023
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 29, 2019
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monster cologne

when you stick your finger (middle is best) as deep as possible to the bottom of your bellybutton, rim out all the perspiration/fabric lint, then wipe behind each ear
When I asked her what she found most irresistible about me, she said it was my monster cologne.
by purple pellets January 27, 2022
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Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.
Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”
by Ole Ric November 02, 2018
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I love gd cologne

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Billy: who is your favorite utuber?
Joe: i love gd cologne
by Buoyant Balls March 05, 2024
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