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irish cologne

The smell on your body after a long night of drinking. Subsequently Guinness isn't the only beer that supplies this scent.
Will: I had many a pint last night and now I have the Irish cologne.
Mike: How is that bad?
Will: I don't want any teachers to smell it on me, but it does make me smell like an Irish mob lord.
Mike: Now I need some Irish cologne.
by Guinness O'Shaugnassey November 6, 2007
mugGet the irish colognemug.

is that your boys cologne

by Whydontwe4Ever November 5, 2017
mugGet the is that your boys colognemug.

Cologne Turd

Occurs during early morning in small to large office buildings inside the male restroom; Freshly applied, strong and cheap cologne mixes with the nasty beer and hot wings stool that is releived from the male. Thus creating a uniquely blended and familiar scent to the office environment.
Break Room Convo: “Dude have you walked into the bathroom yet this morning? Someone dropped a nasty cologne turd in there and never flushed.”
by Ole Ric November 2, 2018
mugGet the Cologne Turdmug.

kootenay cologne

The obvious scent of marijuana smoke that lingers on the majority of residents in the sacred kootenay region of British Columbia
It must be After 4:20, I can smell the Kootenay Cologne out on Baker Street!!
by Dez4prez May 1, 2018
mugGet the kootenay colognemug.

Northern Minnesota Cologne

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne
by Joshcopeland04 June 5, 2023
mugGet the Northern Minnesota Colognemug.

I love gd cologne

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Billy: who is your favorite utuber?
Joe: i love gd cologne
by Buoyant Balls March 4, 2024
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Cologne and hand towels

A code phrase for a guy who intends to hang around men's restrooms looking for a hook up.
Hey, Matty, let's grab a drink!

Nah, I'm going to the men's washroom to hand out cologne and hand towels.
by colonsandhandjobs November 28, 2019
mugGet the Cologne and hand towelsmug.

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