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Smith Collapse

In Poker, when someone is leading the chip lead for most of the night, then, when the tournament is close to the end, the unfortunate donkey unwittingly plays with so much overconfidence that they go all in with a semi-decent hand and get outdrawn to lose their stash.
Holy Ace of Spades, Karl was victimized by the ole' Smith Collapse again...that's the third poker tournament in a row that he blew his load all over the poker table. What a donkey!
by Julius Goat September 22, 2009
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collapsed arch

the collapse of the plantar medial fasciitis empire within the bottom of an Ollie smail foot otherwise known as a subramine.
guy: lol dude, that cunt Ollie has a collapsed arch

girl: no way, it's 2017
guy: innit, and yet the raj still don't take card.
by ollie snail March 7, 2017
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Moist bridge collapse

When you recreate the Francis Scott Key Bridge with 2 guys. One guy slaps his penis harshly across another hard penis resting on a table cracking it like a glow stick and then quickly shoving it up his rectum.
Guy 1: i saw the francis scott key bridge collapse this morning it was terrible

Guy 2: yea but it reminded me that you promised me a moist bridge collapse
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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