Cauliflower Cheese

Ejaculating into a rugby player's ears

I tried to Cauliflower Cheese Jonah Lomu...It didn't end well for me

by WedJorton June 4, 2010

Cauliflower

Cauliflower is used to describe hemorrhoids

Hey dude wanna drive crosscountry.

Nah I've got Cauliflower going on.

by JBRc51 April 5, 2020

califlower ear

when a dude cumz in a girl/boyss ear and she doesnt get it

"omg i was fucking this dude and he took it out and he gave me a califlower ear"

by amber starks September 25, 2006

cornflower

1. a friend of a xanax or cailyn. a cailyn is otherwise know as cialis
2. prostitue who will only have wenis sex

1. ya, i'm her cornflower and she's my cailyn
2. i was really horny so i hired a cornflower, but it wasn't what i expected.

by xanax January 12, 2008

colliflower puff

When a man probably named Zack T. Goes To a busy public change room facility and scopes out potential victims, that have enlarged throbbing hemroids. And once they bend over he pounces and latches on with his weak ass brittle teeth and starts to death roll till he bites it off amd kills it. Sometime he eats it but most time his does this just for sport.

He also does this to contract pink eye witch he seldomly never has.

Omg this fukn guy with a name tag zack T came into the changeroom at the reception centre an bit off some old guys hemroids
After he ripped it off he said he loves colliflower puffs

by The start March 24, 2024

Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”

Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.

by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021

cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little

Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun

by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021