Cocaine

Cocaine is an animal and that’s why it barks when you call it

Cocaine = spontaneous generation

by Bin chickens have rights too November 13, 2019

cocaine cold

shitty cold like sinus symptoms that occur after heavy cocaine use

i thought i had a cocaine cold but it turns out i had strep throat

by summersarahg May 13, 2018

COCAINE!!!!!!!!

The tempo of one of the best jazz songs ever created, "Floral Fury"

Cuphead: Hey Cagney, what's the tempo for Floral Fury again?
Cagney: COCAINE!!!!!!!! (Floral Fury intensifies)
Cuphead: Gah! For the love of- Turn it down, will ya Cagney?

by XenosAntiVirus.EXE March 15, 2020

Cocaine dough

The tiny amount of residue that's leftover in the cocaine baggie.

Aaronn: Yo, don't throw that baggie away. Let me lick that cocaine dough.
Me: What do you mean?
Aaronn: You know, when you were a little kid and your Mom was making cookies and she let you lick the bowl.

by Huh-wtf April 30, 2020

Cocaine Handjob

When a guy or girl is jacked up on coke and then proceeds to jerk their partner’s cock super hard and fast almost ripping it off giving an intense experience of both pain and pleasure simultaneously.

Bianca gave Anthony a cocaine handjob and hand was moving so fast that it broke the sound barrier and cause a sonic boom while lifting him 5 feet off the bed

by The real Hank Contos June 26, 2020

Cocaine

Don't do it
Dont do it
Dont do it
Its bad for you, it hurts your brain
You might become a crackhead
But if do happen to do it..............................................invite me

Melvin: TF is Jerry on?
Jarvis: Cocaine
Jerry: !@#$%??&*?%$@###$%?&***&?%$##**&&?%$$#@@#$%??

by peepeeissmall April 8, 2021

Gain Cocaine

Powder-form weightlifting supplements.

I.e. Pre-workout, protein, or BCAA's.

"Good God, look at that guy! He must be using Gain Cocaine, he is HUGE!"

by NotTheFakeJetGreen November 11, 2016