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CockFlapping

While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks
I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING
by BigD716 February 19, 2009
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gialapanos Cocksmanship

Greek blowjob usually involving short or heavy females.
That gialapanos cocksmanship was on point. No teeth or anything
by Jaguar Charlie August 31, 2020
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cockslap

person 1: sO THEN I TOLD HER TO SUCK IT.

person 1: Goddam cockslap!
by hot_md_mamma September 19, 2006
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Cocksnap

- noun (partner dance)

1. a dance step which involves the simultaneous snapping of one's fingers and cocking of one's head to the side; often accompanied by awkward straight-legged kicking.

2. one frequently performs the cocksnap while dancing with a mortified partner.

- verb (partner dance)

tr.
1. to execute such movements while dancing: "The woman cocksnapped arhythmically throughout the dance.

intr.
2. to terrorize male dancers by lurking in the shadows of a dance hall and suddenly springing upon them and devouring a portion of their souls: Oh man, thats the second time tonight that poor Peter has gotten cocksnapped!
Etymology:
Cocksnap is a 21st century mythological figure typically associated with the vernacular dancing cultures of American Pacific Northwest region. Not unlike the 'Boogie man' or Erkoenig, in British and German lore respectively, the Cocksnap causes those with whom it dances to lose their will to live. Supposedly the Cocksnap's name comes from a head movement typically done by the creature while snapping its fingers which, when performed repeatedly, causes her expecting victims unfathomable suffering, leaving them, in the end, empty shells of the men they once were. Cocksnaps are typically female, but may occasionally be male. (see Male Cocksnap)
by Seattle Lindyhop August 26, 2007
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cocklash

The act of pulling out your manhood and beating it against something to give a flesh-on-flesh slapping sound. It can be something of yours (leg, stomach), someone else (girlfriend's face) or an inanimate object (getting it out in the pub and Wapping it out onto the table)
I was running to answer the phone after having just got out the shower and gave myself a nasty case of cocklash.
by kymcleod October 17, 2003
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cocksluts

cocksluts is a group of 7 girls who tinychat each other til early hours.
often joined by perverts and cocks.

hence the name
Jee: hello cocksluts
paige: OH MY GOD ITS JEE AGAIN. GET YOUR COCK OUT.
by OMGANONLOL November 13, 2011
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cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.
Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*
by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008
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