Cockrates

A sexual philosopher who has great sex slogans and a pretty fucked up mind.

"Don't think with your head, think with your lower head" -Cockrates

by Cockrates May 26, 2008

farting cockroach

Slang for moped, used to describe the sound made by a moped and other small vehicles, that seems to sound like a cockroach farting - if indeed cockroaches do fart.

*Chav drives past on moped*
Person 1: Oh look, a farting cockroach

by matrixbadger December 31, 2007

Cockroach

Dirty little creatures that live under beds in dark, moist rooms, waiting to crawl in to the ears of unsuspecting sleepers to lay eggs and drink beer

Charla's bedroom is full of evil beady-eyed cockroaches waiting for her to fall asleep.

by C. Diesel October 19, 2014

dick faced cockmaster

a rare breed of fish with a pink, mushroom-shaped head and a long, smooth body. when it gets excited it sprays white, gel-like film. when this film contacts its close cousin, the vagina-faced pussy monger, it impregnates the monger. after spraying this film, the cockmaster softens its body and goes to sleep for several hours. around the age of 13, the master begins to grow hair around its lower portion of its body. this fish is never eaten, however, some people suck on these fishes to extract their film, however, most dont swallow it rather they rub it into their skin.

Wow! that was as huge dick faced cockmaster!

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

cockblast

N. 1.)The jism blasted from a cock. 2.) A person who reminds you of such jism.

Man, why are you acting like such a cockblast?

by danielle February 12, 2005

Cockboat

Ascii for \8===D/

\8===D/ hop into teh cockboat plz.!

by #COCKBOAT on EFnet, word to NEGRO, CRASH\X\ and the poster BANCHY... February 22, 2004

Cockroach Pussy

A nasty ass vagina that looks like it could survive a shit ton of radiation

Last night when I was at that club I saw a shit ton of Cockroach Pussy.

by Zigg-y December 17, 2018