cockroach

Cockney rhyming slang for 'coach'.

Sidney: My brother-in-law, he is in the coach business. He lets it out for outings and old age pensioners. I drive for him in me spare time.

Ms. Courtney: Would you like to go and ring him Sidney?

Sidney: Oh don't worry, I'll pop around the corner; it's not very far. I'll be back in 10 minutes with a cockroach.

Mr. Brown: A what?

Sidney: With a coach!

by deathmetalfan May 4, 2011

Cockroach

Crabs.

Girl, I was having sex with this guy last night, and his cockroaches were all OVER the place!

by EmpoBona August 6, 2009

cockroach

synonym of crotch bug (crabs).

Man1: Yo, i went out with this girl last night and i think she gave me the cock-roaches.
Man2: You know, once you get the cockroach thing, its impossible to get all of them without shaving.

by zebobbybird June 28, 2009

cockroach

Very disgusting bug that eats one's food.

There was a cockroach.

by JulianDB January 14, 2017

Cockroach with no cock

When a woman lookin crusty asf

Damn baby im lookin like a cockroach with no cock

by inn.my.shadowzs March 15, 2021

Cockroaches

cockroaches : the worst STD that a girl can ever have.

kimbo: yo that bitch is hot.
terrence: nah bro yu dont even wanan fuck wit that.
kimbo: why?
terrence: yo. bro. i hear she got cockroaches.
kimbo: AUGH NAH BRO FUCK THAT BITCH

by Rloger April 17, 2010

Flying Cockroach

While in the doggy-style postion on a trampoline one must seamlessly transition to a full nelson and begin to bounce. At this time an accomplice is needed to initiate a double bounce which provides the air time. When in the air the bitch begins to flail strikingly similar to a cockroach in mid flight.

Jim: can you come over later?

Bob: sure why?

Jim: i need your fat ass to give me a good bounce for the Flying Cockroach!

by 9D1F2 November 1, 2013