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Cock Roach

A creepy individual who is constantly propositioning for sex from a male, and uses vulgar ways to get their point across. Like Cockroaches (the bug) an advance by Cock Roach is never wanted and usually comes at a bad time or in an unexpected location.
I was minding my own business at the coffee shop when this Cock Roach came over and offered to give me a hand job!
by PhanLahmp July 15, 2019
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Cockroach

A derogatory term used to describe individuals with poor credit.
Walter the broker: Can they get a loan?
Jack the salesman: No, they have had multiple chargeoffs and a bankrupcy; damned cockroahes.
by Shahin January 31, 2005
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Cockroach

An evil demon from the pits of Hell that was sent here to torment and destroy! Can't be killed by an atomic bomb but a can of Raid can kill them...
Illuminati confirmed!
"There's a freaking cockroach on my burger!"
Cockroach: "But did you die?..."
"Yes a piece of my soul did in fact die, go back to Hell from whence you came!!!!" *sprays Raid* Feels like a hero. Knows that the Illuminati gives us a little power so that we feel in control....
by LionNessa June 22, 2016
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A Cockroach

When a penis is so small and wrinkly, and looks more like a cockroach than a cock.
"Is that a cock or a cockroach?" asked the girl when she saw his small, wrinkly dick.
by Daddy Dolan August 17, 2018
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mexican cockroach

the act of a crazy mexican steping on a sleeping mans dick thinking its a cockroach
my mexican wife steped on my dick this moring she said it was a mexican cockroach and i was like wtf
by creeper911 January 16, 2011
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cockroach

Referring to two similar species of freshwater fish; both of which originate from the common roach variety. Each breed can be identified as follows:

Long Wang :- A roach which has genitals similar in size and shape to a fully grown human male.
Cockbody :- A roach whose body itself looks similar to a human penis.
Lad 1: Hey, there's a vibrating dildo in your fishing basket.
Lad 2: Nah, that's just the cockroach I caught earlier.
by Campeh February 28, 2008
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cockroach sex

Sexual relations between two aesthetically unappealing, i.e., fugly, people. Translation of Korean slang.
She was talking about Ann Coulter and Dick Cheney getting it on. Nasty! Real cockroach sex. Made my skin crawl.
by Peeje July 11, 2007
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