cockano

A penis that stands tall and proud with heavy veins, it’s also one that’s more eruptive than Mt Vesuvius on a bad day.

Kurt: ‘Hey, look at Amy over there, she’s always got a smile on her face.’
Daryl ‘That’s because she feeds on Josh’s cockano every night.’

by Josho July 6, 2023

cocklard

White substance that collects behind foreskin as a result of insufficient personal hygene.

"Man I haven't been in the bath all week - I have loads of cocklard"

by cleitophon December 31, 2007

cockhand

An insult, similar to dickhead first used by Vince of Swack fame.

"Shut up you cockhand!"

by Vincent Pirez May 18, 2006

COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010

cockandballs

Referring to another person using a falsified story to make themselves feel big 'n' hard.

Jonny told me this cockandballs story about how he kicked the naff out of some bloke in church.

by G Bud December 21, 2007

cocklate

Poo-ey cum stains. i.e. a result of cumming in someone's bum.

Conor fucked billy's mum in the ass aaaaalll night..... there was cocklate everywhere.

by Funky_Conor August 29, 2006

Cockline

The visible outline or transparent exposure of a flaccid penis through pants or shorts.

Jeremy, was rocking some very obvious cockline through his white shorts yesterday. Not surprised to learn he isn't packing much.

by namixas11 May 29, 2013