To create a Courtney: add a dash of charm with a hint of assatrie. Make sure to use black food coloring and a lot of vegetables. Dump the Courtney in the pot and boil it for a solid 2 hours at 420 degrees Fahrenheit. Take him out of the pot and send him down the river. You now have a big dicked black boy with the name of Courtney. Have fun with him.
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Courtney Johnson was the banjo player for the original Newgrass Revival, one of the first bands to combine bluegrass with rock stylings. He was well known for his "chromatic" style.
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"Sally drank so much last night the Courtney Loaf she laid the next morning made the whole bathroom smell like rum."
by SisterPiston January 19, 2010
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Derived from the folklore of an infamous Australian girl.
Derived from the folklore of an infamous Australian girl.
by Stormy Puppy January 31, 2010
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I wish i could be a Courtney
by SaysaCourtney February 4, 2010
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What would we do without Courtney??
by coremi February 4, 2010
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