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Cluster Duck

An even more polite way to say "Cluster Fuck" without saying "Fuck". Especially in front of children, parents, administrators.
There was a huge cluster duck at the mall today.

These kids are such cluster ducks.

The cluster duck of ducks was overwhelming at the park today.
by Top Men December 28, 2010
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Cluster Bomb

A particularly rare kind of sex scene using simply a 30 foot ladder, a horny man, and a willing young lady. As you about to fuck her in the ass, ask her, "Do you need to shit?". If so say "Baby, cluster bomb me." Now what you do from then on is have her climb up the ladder as high as she can go and have her just relax. After this lay down under her ass, which will be hanging off the back of the ladder. Now, spray paint a bulls-eye around your genitals, (preffered the penis, or 'nutz') and watch her drop the gift off at amazing altitudes. This sexual act must NOT be taken lightly, this is a very special occasion not to be wasted.
Jerry and Gina got caught doing an amazing Cluster Bomb by her imaginary friend. It was soo embarrasing.
by Shartikus April 28, 2009
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Cluster Junkie

1. A person that thrives on intimate space of 2 or more individuals.

2. An evolved close-talker that insists and grouping together, or clustering, of multiple people.
She crowded into the two men in the elevator like a cluster junkie.
by Sgt. Lexicon July 22, 2009
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Cluster Trailer

The act of joining more than 2 mobile homes (trailers) together thus creating a larger home.
This is the most common form of floor plan expansion while residing in either a"single wide" or "double wide" trailer.
Usually beginning with a single family unit, then adding sheds, Winnebagos, tarps, duct tape, and shipping containers.
Hey Billy, i just dun got me one of dem doublewides added to my livinroom so i can get my hot cousin to mov in wit us.

I was driving past a trailer park and there was a pile of trailers all connected to each other in all sorts of ways creating a giant cluster trailer.
by 8u115hi7 June 29, 2010
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cluster bucket

Cluster bucket = over used vagina
"hey liz can I use your cluster bucket?"
"sure its not like it's unused anyway"
by RlM May 8, 2015
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cluster fuck

When a gaggle of people of all shapes and sizes are in one place and all doing something different than the other - no one is working together or in an organized way...
"That was the worst school function I have ever gone to - what a total cluster fuck."
by Skycop August 21, 2016
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cluster foxtrot

Similar to cluster fuck, but more pleasant for mixed company.
It was a real cluster foxtrot, grandma. Nobody knew what was going on. It was very frustrating.
by JD Matts December 11, 2019
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