A person who, when in a relationship, is distant at first but then extremely clingy after a set amount of time (usually after 3 or 6 months).
"For the first 6 months Tom was so distant and aloof but now I can't get him to stop texting me. I think he's a slow-clinger"
by shotshaper9 September 19, 2015
Get the Slow-clingermug. A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}
Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"
Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"
Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021
Get the Cause Clingermug. The janitor went to clean the bathroom, but when he looked inside the stall there was a clinger on the side of the bowl.
by Big bad Zeus November 6, 2020
Get the Clingermug. That pussy ain't worth it! She's psycho as fuck and all needy oh hold me don't go. Total Clinger Dinger.
by Hotdamn 5 knuckle dirt nap January 30, 2023
Get the Clinger Dingermug. by Badazzwords August 13, 2009
Get the Cock Clingermug.